Showing posts with label Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bush. Show all posts

Sunday, June 15, 2008

SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

Again, just watch this,
curtsy of my friend Pinky (aka Einas), and MSNBC's CountDown with Keith Olbermann show.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

The Nonsense Interview

Interview of GWB by Mona Shazli, Dream TV, Egypt

Q Mr. President, it's not an easy thing to interview the President of the most powerful state in the world. However, what is more difficult is to size down your questions to fit in the minutes.
GWB: (Laughter.)
Q Yes. My first question is, people in Egypt, sometimes they get confused -- on the one hand, they hear the U.S. statements, speeches that stress on the long-lasting relationships with Egypt, the strategic importance of Egypt to the U.S. and to the Middle East, Egypt as the major player in the peace process. On the other hand, they could see indications that contradicts with this -- U.S. depending on other parties in the region, your snatching visit to Sharm el Sheikh last January, the partial cutting of the U.S. aid. How would you comment on that?
GWB: I would comment this, that from my perspective, the Egyptian-U.S. relationship is a very important part of our Middle Eastern foreign policy, for these reasons: one, Egypt has got a proud history and a great tradition, and a lot of people look to Egypt for help. Now, the United States can't solve a lot of problems on our own; has to have allies be a part of it. And so on the Palestinian issue, for example, Egypt can be very constructive, and has been constructive and helpful. Egypt has got a society that honors diversity and gives people a chance to realize their talents, like you. You're a very smart, capable, professional woman who has showed the rest of the Middle East what's possible in the Middle East. And Egypt has been on the forefront of modernization. Egypt is strategically located. And so our relationship is strong and good. We've had our differences, on elections, for example. But nevertheless, to answer your question, I would say the relationship is very solid and very important.
Q Then how would you perceive the state of democracy in Egypt?
GWB: I would say fits and starts; good news and bad news. In other words, there's been some moments where it looked like Egypt was going to continue to lead the Middle East on the democracy movement, and there's been some setbacks. But I guess that just reflects the nature of the administration and their -- on the one hand, their desire for democracy, on the other hand, their concerns about different movements. My view is, is that democracy is a powerful engine for reform and change, and leads to peace.
Q But the public opinion, sometimes they perceive the U.S. criticism to the development of democracy in Egypt as an unacceptable intervention in the internal affairs.
GWB: Yes, I can understand that. Look, nobody wants the big influential guy to come from the outside and tell them what to do. I'm sensitive to that. On the other hand, I do believe it's important for a leader in a country to adhere to certain values, universal values. I think the idea of giving people a chance to vote and a chance to participate freely in society is a universal value. I try to balance, on the one hand, my beliefs, and on the other hand, a friendship with the government and friendship with President Mubarak.
Q It's a matter of hours, and you will be in Tel Aviv, celebrating the 60th anniversary of the establishment of the state of Israel. This celebration might be perceived by Palestinians and Arabs like -- it is criticized, because it's ignoring the flip side, which is the 60 years of agony, pain and struggle in the area, in the region. What would you tell Palestinians and Arab concerning this?
GWB: Well, I am going to talk to the Palestinians face to face when I come to Sharm, Sharm el Sheikh. And I will say that there's been 60 years of struggling on both sides, and it's time that the struggle has got to end. And now is the time for the development of a Palestinian state that has got defined borders, that doesn't look like Swiss cheese; in other words, it's contiguous territory, where the refugee issue is dealt with. And that's what my message is, is that I'm going to -- I fully recognize the agony and pain that have been lived by everybody in the region, and that here's one way forward. And it's a -- we will continue to work, and hopefully by the end of my presidency, we'll get the definition of a state. And so I'll talk to President Mubarak about how we can work together.
Q Is this -- some people would consider this as getting the ceiling lower and lower. Before you said this -- your administration will witness the condition of the Palestinian state. Now we are talking about only the definition of the state.
GWB No, no, it's always been the definition, because I always said that the state won't come into being until certain obligations are met through the road map. And so the whole purpose was to define -- it's a semantical difference, but I really haven't changed my position.
Q Former President Jimmy Carter was in Cairo weeks ago, and he was really trying to tell how he was seeing things. He said with a simple comparison between the victims from the Israeli side and the Palestinian side, you can see who is suffering more.
GWB: Well, everybody has got their opinions. I just happen to believe that I'm in a position to help move the definition of a state, which will help solve the problem in the long run. I'm the first President ever to have articulated a two-state solution, two states living side by side in peace. And my only thing I want to tell your listeners is that I'm going to drive hard, along with Secretary Rice and other people in my administration, to see if we can't get the Palestinians and Israelis to agree on what that state will look like.
Q Mr. President, do you still believe that who is not with us is against us?
GWB: Yes, yes. In the war on terror I do. When you kill innocent people to achieve political objectives, I think they're against civilized people. We've witnessed this kind of ideological --
Q But minutes ago you said we have differences, we have --
GWB: Of course we have differences --
Q -- it's normal to have differences --
GWB: It is, but killing people to achieve political objectives -- it's one thing to have differences of opinion, it's another thing to have differences of action. And my comments about that -- the line you just quoted was in the context of dealing with these extremists, like al Qaeda, or Hamas, who just murder innocent people. And, yes, I still feel very strongly about that. Most people don't believe in using murder as a political tool. Most people want to live in peace, and so do I.
Q I have only a chance for one question.
THE PRESIDENT: Sure.
Q You will be in the region very soon -- Israel, Saudi Arabia, then Egypt. The question is, maybe there are 250 million Arabs who think that President Bush has added to their suffering and problems during his administration. How would you adjudicate this?
GWB: I would just ask them to wait for history to answer the question. There's an advent of a young democracy in Iraq. Ask those people what it's like to live under a freer society, rather than the thumb of a tyrant or a dictator; or the people that we're trying to help in Lebanon by getting the Syrians out through a U.N. Security Council resolution; or the Palestinians who -- for whom I've articulated a state. In other words, I understand people's opinions. All I ask is that when history is finally recorded, judge whether or not I've been a contributor to peace or not.
Q Do you think history will be in your side?
GWB: I think history will say George Bush clearly saw the threats that keep the Middle East in turmoil, and was willing to do something about it, was willing to lead, and had this great faith in the capacity of democracies and great faith in the capacity of people to decide the fate of their countries; and that the democracy movement gained impetus and gained movement in the Middle East. Yeah, I think people will say, he had a difficult set of circumstances to deal with, and he dealt with them, with a sense of idealism.
Q And Mr. President, thank you for this interview.
GWB: Yes, thanks for coming.
END 11:50 A.M. EDT
White House Press Office

I rest my case.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

HU'S ON FIRST??

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Arab HOSpiTILITY

Arabs are known for their hospitality. Yes, I agree they are also known for many other things (good & bad), but an in depth discussion of this is beyond the scope of my post so listen to what I have to say before I forget it. It is said that to an Arab, extending good hospitality is more than just an admirable thing to do, it is a matter of honor and also a sacred duty.

So considering the above, when the president of the most powerful country in the world visits a number of Arab countries and instead of being met with hospitality, he is met with hostility (to my surprise, even by some officials such as the Egyptian foreign minister), I can assure him that it's not because Arabs suck at spelling.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Pick Your Candidate

I have a confession. I was a complete idiot. I know it's hard for you to believe this, especially after reading a few of my previous posts, but I am afraid it's true. Now before I tell you what I did to deserve these harsh words, excuse me for a sec, I'll go wear my DUNCE cap, sit facing the corner, and continue typing from there. No please don't try to stop me, I've earned it. Here is a visual.

Back to my confession. About seven years ago, I was thrilled when, after five weeks of drama and suspense, Bush was declared the winner of the 2000 Selections(this is no typo). Well, actually I was more thrilled that the Gore-Lieberman duo have lost. Since Truman, each American administration has been trying to outdo the previous one in its support of Israel, so I felt that a Jewish vice president would manifest into the most hostile administration towards Arabs, and would definitely end any hopes for a just peace in the area*. My biggest regret is that I was a bigot, and at the time, I based my expectation of a person's actions, even if he was an American politician, on his religion. For this I am extremely regretful. My second biggest regret is that I was totally wrong about which duo would be more hostile to Arabs, actually to all nations in the whole world!!

Enough! I already admitted that I was stupid so please stop dissing me. Besides, I am not American, so the way I felt would not have changed the results anyways. Let's dis Arab-Americans since most of them voted for Bush. I guess they did it for the same twisted logic that I had.

As we are approaching 2008, the year of the elections in the US, Americans have a moral obligation to themselves and to the rest of the world to choose wisely. So please do not support Obama just because he has Oprah's endorsement, or Hillary just because you still think Bill is cute and you wanna see more of him in the news. You're asking what about the Republican candidates? Well excuse me, but I thought after eight years of Bush, no one will even dare vote Republican.

Even if you are not American or you are just not into politics you should still know more about the candidates. In the age of American dominance, you cannot afford to be happy-go-lucky about who will be the most powerful person on earth, since this person will, whether you like it or not, influence you and your future.

To help you find more about the candidates and who you should support, I'm including a link that will take you to a questionnaire were you choose your stance on 25 issues and how important you think each issue is . When done, press GO and the results will tell you which candidate comes closest to representing your views on those issues. Arabs should consider this good practice for the time when they will actually have elections and vote for their own leaders. (even if there are no signs of this happening any time soon!!)

http://www.dehp.net/candidate/index.php

Of course even after doing your homework, there are no guarantees that politicians will stick to their campaign promises, but at least you would still have made an educated choice, and you won't have to go to the dunce corner like me.

If you care to know, my results showed that I should support Mr. Dennis Kucinich. Never paid any attention to him earlier, but from now on, I will. Actually we had 0 Disagreements and 0 Other (this is explained on the results page), and a positive score of 54!!! Now, with this amazing result, I'm not sure if it is enough to morally support the guy. We are such a good match that I think I am morally obliged to marry him! (Just kidding habibi. I would never ever consider leaving you for anyone else, not even a long shot US president. Besides, he's married.)

Dennis Kucinich for President site

* I try not to use the term MiddleEast since it is geographically incorrect, and it was meant to eliminate the use of the "P" word (Palestine) when describing the conflict with Israel.