I Wish for Less

Happy New Year to everyone. This is the season for making wishes and asking for more of what (we think) makes us happy. This year, I will break the tradition (and may be increase my chances of being heard for not sounding too greedy), and I will actually ask for less.

I wish for less:

• Poverty, misery, & unemployment
• Diseases, illnesses, & medical mistakes
  
• Homeless, neglected, & hungry children
  
• Dictators, despots, & autocratic rulers
  
• Wars, conflicts, & disputes
  
• Violence, hatred, & discrimination
• Chauvinists, bigots, & apathetic humans
  
• Collapsing buildings, road accidents, & untimely deaths
  
• Zamalek problems, Zamalek defeats, & Ahly wins
  
• Kilograms, wrinkles, & gray hair

Say "ya rab"