Egypt Alerts

I subscribe to a service by Google which sends alerts (once a day, once a week, or as it happens) regarding any keyword one chooses. I have many of those (yes Zamalek & Celine are on my list but I have many more that are less embarrassing) and needless to say, Egypt is on top of my list.

Here is a sample of alerts I got regarding Egypt this past week:

EGYPT: US ADMITS SHOOTING AND KILLING IN SUEZ
Egypt editor given six-month sentence for Mubarak rumours
Egypt snubs Arab summit as tensions run high
Eleven dead in crash after wedding shopping in Egypt
Bread Crisis in Egypt Leads to Clashes
Unrest grows in Egypt as food prices soar
EGYPT: Gas to Israel ignites criticism
Luxor Residents Clash With Riot Police
Egypt: Journalist in Hiding, Home Raided


Is this enough? Or should I list some more? If this is the kind of news I get with "Egypt" as the keyword, I wonder what would I get if I had an alert for the words "Disaster", "Unrest", or "Please depress me"???

I think I've just put my hand on the source of my depression which prevented me from writing new posts for the past couple of days. I will delete this alert before my condition deteriorates any further.

As for all you Egyptians out there, I advise you to add this alert to your gmail accounts to stay abreast of Egypt's news. This is your duty as an Egyptian. No excuses accepted. You are concerned about your mental health? I am shocked by your selfishness. Your concern for Egypt must be above all. And if you happen to fall victim to depression, I know an excellent psychiatrist who will take good care of you. Yalla go ahead and create the alert.

BTW, my husband's phone number is ........................... Just mention Google alerts to him and you will get a discount!